Posts tagged lol.
do u have any idea of the shit i have to deal with on a day-to-day basis
want to call someone a mean name but don’t want to use a slur? here are some non-oppressive things to call someone you don’t like
- underboob sweat
- scleral tattoo
- subterranean nostril zit
- sloshing bag of shitwater
- off-brand cola aftertaste
- Dan Savage
- lichen on the antlers of satan
in dragonstone, we don’t say “i love you” we say “king stannis is my god” which roughly translates to “10/10 would bang”
infiltrate the building and assassinate your target.
do not be detected.
hollywood sure has an easy time finding brown and black people to play terrorists, thugs, drug dealers, gangsters, servants, “barbarians”, hypersexualized or desexualized caricatures but all of a sudden you need a lead role and
gosh where did they go i swear we put them here right after zero dark thirty??
Our new lineup this month isn’t only TV shoes; we also have hit movies. Direct from DVD, we’re proud to bring you The Rural Juror, winner of multiple awards worldwide including “Most Unpronounceable Film” at the Cannes Film Festival and “The Daytona High School Movie Night Participation Award.” The seven-hour, one-part film follows Jenna Maroney as a twirler girl whose demure world, spurred by Irma Luhrman-Merman’s murder, is cured by a fervid whirl of her turgid error. It also stars Kari Wuhrer. We are also going to add its sequel, Urban Fervor, to our service.
my fav part about the sound of music is how there’s an entire musical number devoted to a guy warning a girl about how certain men might turn out to be jerks and how she’s unaware of the dangers of giving her heart away
and then he literally dumps her to become a nazi
Joanna’s Mass Effect Ending by R. W. McConnell [deviantart]
All the hipster in this picture. I can’t even BEGIN to handle it.
Checklist of things to do at a party:
✔ Recite the elements
✔ Look good while doing it